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Funny

Glitter Strike

Defeat the scorpions. With rainbows. Under development!

3D · Funny

Machine Pets

🐾 You are Shakespeare, a house cat who once ruled the home, making messes, claiming territory, living freely. 🤖 One day, your owners replace you with a robotic pet: cleaner, smarter, perfectly obedient. 🔥 Objective: destroy the machine and reclaim your rightful place. 🧠 Select plans from the cat’s thoughts 📈 Progress by finding the correct plan ❌ Failed attempts are permanently locked 🎯 Each level is a unique attempt to eliminate the robot

Simulation · Puzzle · Funny

Not a Trolley Problem

A dark-humor idle clicker where you drag people onto a runaway trolley's tracks. Every splat pays out. You're not a philosopher. You're a hand. The trolley keeps coming, and your job is to feed it. Pluck people off the sidewalk, drop them on the rails, pull the lever, watch the coins pile up. Buy auto-grabbers, faster trolleys, stickier fingers. Five locations, five boss fights, a deep upgrade tree, and ten absurd trolley dilemmas as you climb the ranks. Made for Gamedev.js Jam 2026, theme: Machines. The trolley is the machine. You're the meat-input pipeline. Your upgrades are machines that grab on your behalf while you sip coffee. HOW TO PLAY 1. Drag people onto the rails. 2. Pull the lever in the center to send the trolley. 3. Upgrade. More hands, faster trolley, stickier fingers. Repeat at scale. FEATURES Deep upgrade tree across branching paths. Ten absurd trolley dilemmas, pick a side at every rank-up. Auto-grabbers that play idle while you don't. Five worlds, with bosses that don't die the first time. One-handed: mouse or touch, drag and tap, that's it. RESET SAVE Settings (gear, top-right), then hold the red Reset button for 5 seconds. CREDITS Music: First Day in A by Nicolas Jeudy / Dark Fantasy Studio (Archives Vol. 3, The Joke, premium licence). Lever SFX: Joel Steudler, Grand Adventure Music Mega-Pack. Other SFX: synthesised in-browser via WebAudio. Emoji: Google Noto Emoji (OFL-1.1). Code, art, design: d954mas / Neotolis.

Casual · Dark Humor · Satire

The Kingdom Needs You

Embark on a 2D pixel-art adventure as a brave knight navigating medieval landscapes and interacting with items discovered along the way.

Choices Matter · Story Rich · 2D

The "That Is Priceless" Game

Can you match the classic paintings to their fake titles in 90 seconds? Inspired by my GoComics webcomic, "That Is Priceless," where there are about 3500 more "Masterpieces" for your enjoyment. At the end of every game, each painting's real title (and artist) is revealed, because I'm all about education.

Funny · Comedy