Funny

Not a Trolley Problem

A dark-humor idle clicker where you drag people onto a runaway trolley's tracks. Every splat pays out. You're not a philosopher. You're a hand. The trolley keeps coming, and your job is to feed it. Pluck people off the sidewalk, drop them on the rails, pull the lever, watch the coins pile up. Buy auto-grabbers, faster trolleys, stickier fingers. Five locations, five boss fights, a deep upgrade tree, and ten absurd trolley dilemmas as you climb the ranks. Made for Gamedev.js Jam 2026, theme: Machines. The trolley is the machine. You're the meat-input pipeline. Your upgrades are machines that grab on your behalf while you sip coffee. HOW TO PLAY 1. Drag people onto the rails. 2. Pull the lever in the center to send the trolley. 3. Upgrade. More hands, faster trolley, stickier fingers. Repeat at scale. FEATURES Deep upgrade tree across branching paths. Ten absurd trolley dilemmas, pick a side at every rank-up. Auto-grabbers that play idle while you don't. Five worlds, with bosses that don't die the first time. One-handed: mouse or touch, drag and tap, that's it. RESET SAVE Settings (gear, top-right), then hold the red Reset button for 5 seconds. CREDITS Music: First Day in A by Nicolas Jeudy / Dark Fantasy Studio (Archives Vol. 3, The Joke, premium licence). Lever SFX: Joel Steudler, Grand Adventure Music Mega-Pack. Other SFX: synthesised in-browser via WebAudio. Emoji: Google Noto Emoji (OFL-1.1). Code, art, design: d954mas / Neotolis.

Casual · Dark Humor · Satire

The Kingdom Needs You

Embark on a 2D pixel-art adventure as a brave knight navigating medieval landscapes and interacting with items discovered along the way.

Choices Matter · Story Rich · 2D

Glitter Strike

Defeat waves of scorpions.... with rainbows.... in 3d. The little ones are faster. Under development!

3D · Funny

Stab the rainbow

Stab the rainbow is a high-speed WebXR runner built on A-Frame for js13kGames 2026, with all custom code strictly packed under the 13 kB zip limit (+ the allowed A-Frame library). Crafted primarily for WebXR VR headsets, giving you the authentic feeling of being a galloping unicorn! You can play on desktop, but you will miss out on the magical sensation of physically being the unicorn—not to mention the glorious sight of a human in a headset aggressively headbutting space clouds and leaping over gaps on their living room rug. Rainbows decay under cosmic entropy. Keep the 7-lane celestial highway intact beneath your hooves as paths lose energy and dissolve into the void. Stab oncoming color clouds with your crystal horn to recharge the track to 100%, rack up combos up to 8x, and stay on your feet before plunging into the abyss. Controls: In room-scale VR, take physical side-steps across lanes, jump over gaps, and headbutt forward to strike clouds (controller grip and triggers work as a couch backup). On desktop, steer with the mouse and left-click to stab, safely sparing your ceiling fan. Created by Filip Paulů — https://paulu.cz/

3D · VR · Colorful

Big Goofy Project Plus

A fun meme game. (VERY OLD MEMES) It's very short, but fun! It has some mod support (Will be added later), UNITY 6000.2.13f1 OR HIGHER IS REQUIRED TO DEVELOP MODS. !THE AI TAG ONLY MEANS A BIT OF CODE, NOT ALL. ALSO THE MENU THEMES! (im not singing) Once $100 is made from this itch.io version, it will be published on steam. (THERES A $100 FEE PER GAME ON STEAM) Do NOT ask for an IOS release. Linux might be soon. V0.6 will be the biggest update yet !MOD SUPPORT WILL BE OFFICALLY ADDED IN V0.6A! Heres the official discord server: https://discord.gg/NmzYVJKEpG Official website for BGP+: romanguy61.github.io/biggoofyprojectplus/ - STORY - The world runs on one impossible, reality-bending force: B E A N S. They’re not just food—they’re the source of life, energy, and even the laws of physics. Protectors guard them, scientists study them, and entire civilizations depend on their balance. Everything was fine… until Susy stole the Prime Bean, the core of all existence. Now the world is falling apart. Mountains flicker like broken screens, forests forget their own shapes, and people lose their memories mid-sentence. If the Prime Bean stays missing, reality itself will collapse. You and your best friend Grimace, the chaotic purple hero of questionable shape, are the only ones close enough to chase Susy’s trail. But you quickly discover she didn’t steal the Prime Bean for power—she stole it because she uncovered something horrifying: someone had already tampered with it. That someone is Rom, a legendary world-hacker who was erased from history long ago. Rom leads a corrupted faction called “the Glitchgang”—broken NPCs, ex-scientists, and digital monsters twisted by unstable Bean energy. Rom’s goal is simple: rewrite the world into a “perfect” simulation where he controls every decision anyone makes. Tracking Susy through collapsing landscapes, distorted puzzles, and broken logic systems reveals the truth. She tried to stop Rom, but he captured her and forced her to decode the Prime Bean even further. She left only one message behind: “The world deserves the truth.” Things get even weirder when a silent figure starts following you. He eventually reveals himself as Brimace—Grimace’s secret twin, hidden away in the MultiPlane, a dimension layered between realities where reflections, forgotten versions of objects, and alternate timelines pile up like junk. Brimace explains that Rom infected the Prime Bean with forbidden MultiPlane data. The instability is why the world is collapsing, and why Susy acted alone. With help from Grimace’s unpredictable powers and Brimace’s eerie MultiPlane abilities, you push deeper into the madness to rescue Susy, defeat the Glitchgang, and restore the Prime Bean. But standing in your way is Rom himself—an entity who can warp the world, twist physics into spirals, and rewrite your attacks while you’re still using them. He plans to rebuild reality in his image, and if you stop him, you might accidentally destroy the world in the process. No pressure. Your mission: Chase Susy through unstable regions Solve the world’s broken logic Uncover what Rom is really planning Team up with Grimace Battle the Glitchgang Confront Rom Decide the fate of existence You might save the world. You might destroy it. But either way—you’re taking the B E A N S back. Stop Rom, restore peace, and maybe—just maybe—make the world better again.

Abstract · Action · Funny

The "That Is Priceless" Game

Can you match the classic paintings to their fake titles in 90 seconds? Inspired by my GoComics webcomic, "That Is Priceless," where there are about 3500 more "Masterpieces" for your enjoyment. At the end of every game, each painting's real title (and artist) is revealed, because I'm all about education.

Funny · Comedy

Machine Pets

🐾 You are Shakespeare, a house cat who once ruled the home, making messes, claiming territory, living freely. 🤖 One day, your owners replace you with a robotic pet: cleaner, smarter, perfectly obedient. 🔥 Objective: destroy the machine and reclaim your rightful place. 🧠 Select plans from the cat’s thoughts 📈 Progress by finding the correct plan ❌ Failed attempts are permanently locked 🎯 Each level is a unique attempt to eliminate the robot

Simulation · Puzzle · Funny