Satire

Ohhh of course you want to be rich like us. Adorable. But first, you have to prove you have what it takes to run with the .000001%. Here's how this little financial fantasy works: The Basics You begin "Old Money Rich" with a $1,000,000 trust fund. You'll then have to answer 10 trivia questions -- each related to a life of wealth and leisure. Before each one, you'll be presented with the category (like "Fine Dining"), and based on your confidence, you'll place a bet in $10,000 increments — because we don't do small numbers. Get it right? Your bet gets added to your bank account, and you continue your ascent into the upper echelons of high society. Get it wrong? You lose the bet, and may very possibly plummet all the way down to just "Country Club Rich." Embarrassing. Betting Rules Minimum bet: $10,000 (anything less is basically pocket lint) Maximum bet: your entire bankroll (bold… reckless… very "new money") No borrowing allowed If you drop below $10K, it's game over (and you may return to browsing Zillow for "starter estates.") Tiers & Promotions As your bankroll grows, you'll climb through 12 wealth tiers, from: "Used To Be Rich" (tragic) all the way to "Bezos Energy Rich" (clinically unstoppable) Each time you reach a new tier, you'll pick a gold coin to reveal a luxury prize that gets added to your permanent vault. Because nothing says "I've arrived" like accumulating shiny objects you don't need. Millionaire Round After Question 10, you can cash out… or you can do what every ambitious little striver does: Try to impress people richer than you. You'll meet 3 millionaires. Each will present you with a "fact" that's common knowledge for the ultra-rich, but not for your everyday money-grubbing peon. One of the millionaires is lying. (Naturally.) And you have to guess who it is. Guess correctly → you double your bankroll Guess wrong → you lose half (and we'll still smile politely while you spiral inside.) The Vault Every prize you win during promotions is saved forever in your vault. Collect them all. Not because you need them… but because you want the satisfaction of owning things simply because you can. Which, honestly? Is the first sign you're learning.

Trivia · Satire · Capitalism

A dark-humor idle clicker where you drag people onto a runaway trolley's tracks. Every splat pays out. You're not a philosopher. You're a hand. The trolley keeps coming, and your job is to feed it. Pluck people off the sidewalk, drop them on the rails, pull the lever, watch the coins pile up. Buy auto-grabbers, faster trolleys, stickier fingers. Five locations, five boss fights, a deep upgrade tree, and ten absurd trolley dilemmas as you climb the ranks. Made for Gamedev.js Jam 2026, theme: Machines. The trolley is the machine. You're the meat-input pipeline. Your upgrades are machines that grab on your behalf while you sip coffee. HOW TO PLAY 1. Drag people onto the rails. 2. Pull the lever in the center to send the trolley. 3. Upgrade. More hands, faster trolley, stickier fingers. Repeat at scale. FEATURES Deep upgrade tree across branching paths. Ten absurd trolley dilemmas, pick a side at every rank-up. Auto-grabbers that play idle while you don't. Five worlds, with bosses that don't die the first time. One-handed: mouse or touch, drag and tap, that's it. RESET SAVE Settings (gear, top-right), then hold the red Reset button for 5 seconds. CREDITS Music: First Day in A by Nicolas Jeudy / Dark Fantasy Studio (Archives Vol. 3, The Joke, premium licence). Lever SFX: Joel Steudler, Grand Adventure Music Mega-Pack. Other SFX: synthesised in-browser via WebAudio. Emoji: Google Noto Emoji (OFL-1.1). Code, art, design: d954mas / Neotolis.

Casual · Dark Humor · Satire