Pick a side. Bonk the other side. Try not to end up in the fountain.

RIOT SIMULATOR is a multiplayer brawler and political simulation, running instantly in your browser. RIOT SIMULATOR is satire. Join the Police with shields, batons, pepper spray, water-cannon Humvees and a very enthusiastic K9 unit. OR join the Resistance with bats, garden rakes, trash can lids, rocks, molotovs and enough friends to literally flip a Humvee.

Every knockout sends you to a timeout that grows longer each time. Your side loses the moment everyone on it is down at once. Chant together for a morale surge, throw the shoes the fallen leave behind, and never anger Hal, the neutral hot dog vendor, who is just trying his best and keeping both sides fed and fueled.

Both sides get roasted equally, and so do the media, the corporate fat cats, our sponsors, and especially Mayor Ambiguo. When the dust settles, two rival news networks spin the same riot, and everyone lines up for hot dogs.

Lopsided lobbies welcome. Bots fill the gaps (just like in real life.) Also, if you get bonked in RIOT SIMULATOR you get bonked in real life.

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