Troll Trolley is a rage platformer on rails. You drive a small, beat-up streetcar with three buttons — left, right, jump — through stops where the track itself is out to get you. Floors drop out, bridges fold, the finish runs away, a bus comes the wrong way and the STOP sign turns out to say LOL. Every trap is fair and learnable: die, retry in under half a second, and get one stop further.

Ten lines of ten stops each: Downtown, the Subway, the Harbor, the Pier, the Haunted Line, the Ice Line, the Desert, the Mountain Pass, the Sky Line and the Last Line. Every line has its own family of trolls and ends in a finale that ties them all together — and the trolls always have something deadpan to say about how you died.

Clear a stop without dying once and it's FLAWLESS. Earn your way through the Trolley Garage: 120 paints, decals, bells, horns, trails and more for your trolley (cosmetic only, never an advantage). Count your deaths, beat your best, and never trust the tracks.

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