Vend Your Destiny

Somewhere between a broken plot and an impossible situation, a vending machine appeared. Nobody built it. Nobody ordered it. It simply arrived — humming quietly — at the exact moment it was needed. This is the MACHINA-3000. A deus ex machina experience. 10 customers in crisis arrive at the machine. Each round, you dispense one of three items. Each choice is tagged: DESTINED, ABSURD, or MUNDANE. The machine always delivers. Whether it helps is another matter entirely. Controls: Click a slot or press 1/2/3 to dispense. Press N for next customer. Built for Gamedev.js Jam 2026 — Theme: Machines

Somewhere between a broken plot and an impossible situation, a vending machine appeared. Nobody built it. Nobody ordered it. It simply arrived — humming quietly — at the exact moment it was needed. This is the MACHINA-3000. A deus ex machina experience. 10 customers in crisis arrive at the machine. Each round, you dispense one of three items. Each choice is tagged: DESTINED, ABSURD, or MUNDANE. The machine always delivers. Whether it helps is another matter entirely. Controls: Click a slot or press 1/2/3 to dispense. Press N for next customer. Built for Gamedev.js Jam 2026 — Theme: Machines