A dark-humor idle clicker where you drag people onto a runaway trolley's tracks. Every splat pays out. You're not a philosopher. You're a hand. The trolley keeps coming, and your job is to feed it. Pluck people off the sidewalk, drop them on the rails, pull the lever, watch the coins pile up. Buy auto-grabbers, faster trolleys, stickier fingers. Five locations, five boss fights, a deep upgrade tree, and ten absurd trolley dilemmas as you climb the ranks. Made for Gamedev.js Jam 2026, theme: Machines. The trolley is the machine. You're the meat-input pipeline. Your upgrades are machines that grab on your behalf while you sip coffee. HOW TO PLAY 1. Drag people onto the rails. 2. Pull the lever in the center to send the trolley. 3. Upgrade. More hands, faster trolley, stickier fingers. Repeat at scale. FEATURES Deep upgrade tree across branching paths. Ten absurd trolley dilemmas, pick a side at every rank-up. Auto-grabbers that play idle while you don't. Five worlds, with bosses that don't die the first time. One-handed: mouse or touch, drag and tap, that's it. RESET SAVE Settings (gear, top-right), then hold the red Reset button for 5 seconds. CREDITS Music: First Day in A by Nicolas Jeudy / Dark Fantasy Studio (Archives Vol. 3, The Joke, premium licence). Lever SFX: Joel Steudler, Grand Adventure Music Mega-Pack. Other SFX: synthesised in-browser via WebAudio. Emoji: Google Noto Emoji (OFL-1.1). Code, art, design: d954mas / Neotolis.
Casual · Dark Humor · Satire
Bloons Tower Defense 4 is a strategic tower defense game where players place dart-throwing monkeys and specialized defenses along winding paths to pop oncoming waves of balloons across multiple rounds.
FROOPYLAND — Unicorns & Rainbows A game based on the iconic Rick and Morty episode “The ABC’s of Beth” (Season 3, Episode 9) Beth bursts into the garage: the news say Tommy’s dad is being executed TODAY for murder! Rick grabs his portable quantum projector — and the duo heads to Froopyland, a childhood paradise Rick once built with his own hands. He swears: everything here is child-proofed, NOTHING can go wrong. Of course it can. On the way to the prison they face SEVEN trials — one for every rainbow color: 🔴 Garage — the projector is fried: flip cable segments, zero every pipe and open the chalk door. 🟠 Nest — a giant winged pony kidnaps Rick into its nest! Fight off waves of hungry baby unicorns before Rick becomes dinner. 🟡 Memory Gate — Tommy warded the path: copy five light sequences in a row. One mistake — back to square one. 🟢 Cells — collect five memory chips and bring them to Rick one at a time while froupies chase you. 🔵 Trace — a chalk lock: trace the zigzag of dots without lifting your line to draw the counter-door. 🟣 Tommy — a knife duel: grab the pink arrow, aim, and land three hits. 🌈 DNA — solve a 6×12 cable puzzle connecting the top-left corner to the bottom-right — can Rick clone Tommy before the execution? All of this fits in 13 KB of vanilla JavaScript: no assets — every character, sound and location is drawn procedurally in code. Mouse or touchscreen only. In true Rick and Morty fashion: dark humor, burps, wubba lubba dub dub and amoral genius solutions. Trial seven. Color seven. Save Tommy’s dad — or at least save yourself.
2D · 8-bit Music · Adventure