Redistribution Time

HEY, COMRADE! IT IS TIME TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! The greedy Fat Cats have climbed to the top of the industrial machine and stuffed their pockets with the wealth created by the workers. This injustice cannot stand! Take control of Karl Marx, glorious champion of the proletariat, and storm factories, banks, warehouses, and capitalist strongholds in the name of redistribution! Run! Jump! Climb! Collect enormous sacks of cash and shining stacks of gold while avoiding machinery, deadly hazards, and the well-dressed lackeys of bourgeois oppression. When the Fat Cats stand in your way, grab the mighty Hammer & Sickle power-up and demonstrate the unstoppable strength of historical materialism! But remember, Comrade: the money does not belong to you. Carry the stolen wealth safely through each level and deliver it to the clamoring masses below. The more you redistribute, the greater the triumph of the workers! Featuring glorious 16-bit action, towering industrial landscapes, bombastic revolutionary music, enormous moustaches, and more capitalist pigs than the Five-Year Plan can reasonably account for. REDISTRIBUTION TIME DEFEAT THE FAT CATS! REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH! SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! The revolution will not be televised. It will be pixelated.